okay... i only had 3 hours of sleep, i'm so freekin tired......i just finished reporting in math...



argh si buena.... tama bang tawagin ako dahil kinakanta ko ang song ni KIKOMAN!???


here is the what happend in the movie clip...




START

(Introduction of clip, translation of scrolling Japanese text that flows a bit too quick for me to full comprehend):

Welcome everyone to Kikkoman Guy! He's tired of fighting in Japan and decides to kick some ass! Let's watch!

(Start of Kikkoman vocal music. The red characters that appear after a few secs on the screen is katakana for Kikkoman. Nothing special)

Clip of Kikkoman riding on his bike, accompanied by vocal:

He comes from Planet Soy Sauce
Kikkoman is the Justice Warrior!
Once you pour soy sauce on food,
You'll be PUNCHED by how delicious it is!

Next, clip of Kikkoman fighting VinegarMan (guy in blue boots):

Destroy all foreign sauces!
Take the Kikkoman killer PUNCH!
(clip of Kikkoman shooting his soy beam at VinegarMan, and VinegarMan dying. Words on the top left say "What the FUCK did you do to VinegarMan?!")
I won't forgive you (in reference of VinegarMan killing the tastebuds of eaters?)

Next, clip of the white cat(?) sitting at the table. He is wondering what kind of sauce to use on his fried eggs.

Kikkoman says: Use soy sauce on your fried eggs, boy

Next, clip of white cat sitting on grass, looking up at sky.

White cat says: Thank you Kikkomaaaaaan!

SHOW ME! SHOW YOU! KIKKOMAN!
(pun on Japanese/English -- Soy sauce in Japanese is 'shoyu', which is pronounced 'show you'. A lot of Japanese and English speakers get confused at the dinner table for the first time when a Japanese host, who doesn't understand English, offer soy sauce for food. They pronounce soy sauce as 'shoyu' and offer it to foreigners, who think that the Japanese want to show them something neat with a bottle filled with black liquid. Hence, show me, show you.)

Next, clip of Kikkoman humping a fish. Words on the lower left corner says 'Don't try this at home, kids'

Next, clip of him riding his bike at night

He comes from Planet Soy Sauce
The ever-cool guy! Kikkoman!!

Next, clip of him smoking:

It's (soy sauce) great for health! (puffs on cig)

Next, clip of him pouring soy sauce on the guy's head

It even kills germs!
Worchestshire sauce? Ketchup? IDIOTS!!
Take the KILLER punch!!
(Kikkoman slays WorchestshireMan and HeinzMan)

Next, clip of him yelling at the white cat, who used some other sauce on his fried eggs:

Kikkoman shouts: I TOLD you to use soy sauce, you FUCKING IDIOT!!

Next, clip of white cat being tortured and hung by Kikkoman. Fear the wrath of Kikkoman!

Next, various shots of Kikkoman and SugarMan and VinegarMan pouring their stuff. Shows a clip of him with woman, dressed in red. Chinese characters on the woman's chest could be interpreted as either Dragon Lady or Virgin. You decide which. He beds her. Words on the lower left say 'Don't try this at home kids'

Various ending shots.

Clip ends.





this is the actual lyrics.....



Fight! Kikkoman!


The Star of Soy has sent him here
The great hero Kikkoman!

Soy sauce makes the difference
Pour it, taste it, be amazed!

Restaurants are no mach to him
Take his blow the "Kikko-punch"!

(Eat sunny-side up with soysauce!)

Show me Show you Kikkoman Kikkoman
Show me Show you Kikkoman!

The Star of Soy has send him here
The cool guy called Kikkoman!

Try soy sauce and be healthy
Did you know that it kills germs!

Sauce? Ketchup? Nonsense!
Vanish them with "Kikko Beam"!

(I said eat eggs with soysauce, idiot!)

Show me Show you Kikkoman Kikkoman
Show me Show you Kikkoman!

Alright!



here is kikkomans official site so you can watch the freekin clip.... one of the gayest shit i've ever watched.... it made meloose my head! FUNNY!!!! and now i have LSS.... show me... shoyu... kikkoman.....

http://yoga.at.infoseek.co.jp/flash/kikkomaso_e.htm


i didn't know kikkoman was so morbid... he even fought with HEINZ the ketchup man and mr VINEGAR..... :D


after being paranoid in my math class..... i still need to suffer...

we still have this bongacious long quizz in nat sci...*clavicle, femur, tubula, phalanges, aorta, liver.... lalalalalala......*





haaaay.... buhay..... show me...shoyu... kikkoman... HELP ME! :D